Are you a stage-director on the verge of a nervous breakdown?
Is your primadonna a)too fat, b)too old, c)too ugly, d)all the above
and you still have to stage a Salome with her because she 's a good singer?
Don't worry dear reggisseur, we have the perfect solution for you!
The fact is that, not we, but Peter Mussbach has the solution for you:
You just put your Salome singing under a bedsheet!!! Ain't that devilishly simple!?
That way both you will be happy that you have covered the ugly b*tch that would destroy your phenomenal, so unique regie, and the opera purists will be happy as there will be only music and singing! No acting and crap.
You dont believe me? Check Mussbach's xtraordinary Salome finale:
ps. Evelyn Herlitzius is by no means an ugly fat old b*tch. She 's a great singer who had the oh! so bad luck to work with Mussbach.
Is your primadonna a)too fat, b)too old, c)too ugly, d)all the above
and you still have to stage a Salome with her because she 's a good singer?
Don't worry dear reggisseur, we have the perfect solution for you!
The fact is that, not we, but Peter Mussbach has the solution for you:
You just put your Salome singing under a bedsheet!!! Ain't that devilishly simple!?
That way both you will be happy that you have covered the ugly b*tch that would destroy your phenomenal, so unique regie, and the opera purists will be happy as there will be only music and singing! No acting and crap.
You dont believe me? Check Mussbach's xtraordinary Salome finale:
ps. Evelyn Herlitzius is by no means an ugly fat old b*tch. She 's a great singer who had the oh! so bad luck to work with Mussbach.
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