Papageno is an animal, right?

The other day (mmm....night actually), I was having a chat with Susan AKA Luindriel during which she was training me for an interview I would have the day after.....

3:22am Parsi

I have a job interview tomorrow and I should be studying the 15 pages I printed off the web regarding the company....

3:22am Susan

nah, they're not gonna ask you about that:

"where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

3:23am Parsi

At La Scala, watching Juan Diego Florez.

3:23am Susan

and where do you see yourself in 10 years?

3:23am Parsi

at the Met watching Renee's Farewell performance?

3:24am Susan

and if you could be any animal, what would you be?

3:24am Parsi

Papageno is an animal, right?

3:24am Susan

and, describe a conflict with a coworker, and how you resolved it and,

what's your worst quality

3:24am Parsi

A conflict... well... A co-worker said Juan Diego Florez sucks and he sings like a parrot and I just decapitated him as if he were Anna Bolena

3:25am Susan

excellent

3:25am Parsi

My worst quality is that sometimes I boo people... And i yell crazy stuff in italian like VERGOGNA!!! VA VIAAAA!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!

3:26am Susan

and, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be only name 1 bad quality

3:26am Parsi

The fact that I even like Schönberg, Alban Berg and modern opera!!! It's insanity!

Am i hired you Human Resources b*tch?


Well, the funny thing is that the next day I got hired...